{"id":3,"date":"2009-03-10T23:19:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T07:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/?p=3"},"modified":"2009-12-02T22:53:53","modified_gmt":"2009-12-03T06:53:53","slug":"enormous-green-zombi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/2009\/03\/10\/enormous-green-zombi\/","title":{"rendered":"enormous green zombi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_5AR4gAJNEKk\/SbdMMGMMDWI\/AAAAAAAAAao\/KlcOGhwKqjg\/s1600-h\/IMG_0591.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_5AR4gAJNEKk\/SbdMMGMMDWI\/AAAAAAAAAao\/KlcOGhwKqjg\/s320\/IMG_0591.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311798056210664802\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is the largest one I&#8217;ve made so far. Two and a half skeins of yarn, he weighs about two pounds all by himself. Pretty creepy! Sewn felt eyes and polyfill, everything else is wool\/acrylic yarn. Grrrrr!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the largest one I&#8217;ve made so far. Two and a half skeins of yarn, he weighs about two pounds all by himself. Pretty creepy! Sewn felt eyes and polyfill, everything else is wool\/acrylic yarn. Grrrrr!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions\/77"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}