{"id":9,"date":"2009-03-10T23:35:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T05:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/?p=9"},"modified":"2009-03-10T23:35:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-11T05:35:00","slug":"bender","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/2009\/03\/10\/bender\/","title":{"rendered":"bender"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_5AR4gAJNEKk\/SbdNxeMmvzI\/AAAAAAAAAbQ\/dlwB3QrX5TI\/s1600-h\/bender.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_5AR4gAJNEKk\/SbdNxeMmvzI\/AAAAAAAAAbQ\/dlwB3QrX5TI\/s320\/bender.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311799797821652786\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>At first, this one really reminded me of Bender from Futurama. On reflection, it looks entirely too worried to look like Bender. Poor thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At first, this one really reminded me of Bender from Futurama. On reflection, it looks entirely too worried to look like Bender. Poor thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dorklandia.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}